Wednesday, 25 December 2013

Dhanush back with six packs!




The fans were in for a surprise when actor Dhanush released the first look poster of his 25th flick, 'Velai Illa Pattathari' at the stroke of 12 on earlier today, for Christmas. The young talented National Award winning actor is back with six packs in the film which has Amala Paul paiting with him for the first time.


 Dhanush had earlier seen with a six packs in Vetrimaran's action film 'Polladhavan', which turned out to be a hit. 'Velai Illa Pattadhaari' is directed by Cinematographer Velraj and produced by Dhanush under his banner Wunderbar Films. Wishing the fans on Christmas, Dhanush tweeted "Why wait till 12,here you go guys. #vip #D25 first look poster .. Merry Christmas."

 Velraj who was the DOP of Dhanush's Polladhavan, Aadukalam and 3 turns into director for this film and Anirudh will be scoring the music. The actor further added that "Since we are adding 2 more songs the audio will release in feb 14. Teaser on January 1 st."

Second marriage on cards for Hrithik?




We bumped into the irrepressible Bejan Daruwala the other evening, and since it's that time of the year, we couldn't help but ask him to do a bit of time travel and tell us what the future holds for some of those who routinely grace these pages.

 Daruwala, a big believer in the powers of Ganesha, sees a possible second marriage for Hrithik in 2015 and some personal turbulence for the feisty PeeCee though the Chopra girl's career, he says, is right on track. And speaking of careers, he made a special mention of three stars who will rock 2014: Ranbir Kapoor ("in fact the next five years belong to him"), RK's former girlfriend Deepika Padukone ("Dum hai") and the "ageless wonder" Salman Khan. Hmm...

Ants Stay Clean by Squirting Antimicrobials from Their Butts!




Ants may not seem particularly germaphobic, since they live in bacteria-rich dirt and often eat decaying plants and animals. But some ants have evolved to be quite fastidious sanitizers, regularly bathing themselves in antimicrobial secretions emitted from glands in their rear ends.

Now, research from scientists based at the University of Sussex in the United Kingdom suggests some ants also take it upon themselves to sanitize young, vulnerable members of their colonies by scrubbing their broods and nesting materials with their cleaning fluids.

"We knew that [the secretions] help adults, and we knew that the brood survives and isn't constantly being affected by fungi," study co-author Christopher Tranter told LiveScience. "So we predicted that these secretions would help in keeping the brood healthy as well, and it was nice to find strong evidence showing that."

Movie review Dhoom 3: Only 2 heroes - Aamir Khan & the bikes in a lacklustre, loop-holed film but surprisingly you'll enjoy it




There are two heroes in Dhoom 3 – Aamir Khan and the bikes. The whole film rests on Khan’s shoulders, and it won’t be an overestimation to say that he is strong enough to hold the three hours all by himself. Apart from him, there are jaw-dropping stunts, the much expected vrooming of superbikes (you have not seen anything close to this in Indian cinema), unbelievable twists, and for the first time – a mindblowing intermission, a climax that may let you down, just that you couldn’t have thought of it, as well as engaging magic tricks, a circus that's visually appealing, and oh yeah, there's robbery too, just that you won't get to see much of it. 

The hero part settled, there is no female lead. Perhaps Yash Raj didn’t sign Katrina Kaif for the movie, albeit for 3 songs and 3 dialogues and a sort of kiss. But the fact that Miss Kaif has gradually grown from being Miss Two-Left Feet to the female Hrithik Roshan of Bollywood is worth a mention. So what if she had nothing to do in the plot, Dhoom franchise is incomplete sans a hot babe with washboard abs and looks to die for. Abhishek Bachchan can shout from the rooftop that he is the hero, but he's not. He could have sleepwalked through this role. While we attributed a standing ovation to Khan, we were kind enough to maintain a minute of silence for Uday Chopra as this film marks his Bollywood obituary. Good riddance to the duo. If there has to be a fourth hero (or a heroine for that sake) of Dhoom 3, it has to be the VFX that supported the direction, not the policewallahs, please. 

The story has hardly anything pathbreakingly new – Aamir’s father (Jackie Shroff), a magician who runs ‘The Great Indian Circus’, commits suicide as he can’t repay the loan taken by a bank in Chicago and they threaten to auction his circus. The father couldn’t bear the humiliation and the son couldn’t forget his death. How the son grows up to be a perfect thief-cum-magician and avenge the bank is where and how the story begins.

There are two dialogues of Aamir in the film worth sharing -- while one holds the whole film – (The first dialogue - Bande hain hum uskey, humpe kiska zor, Ummeedoon ke suraj, nikale charo oor, Iraadey hain faulaadi, himmati har kadam, Apne haathon kismat likhne, Aaj chale hain hum), the other one can hold the film together.
The second dialogue - Aamir says to Katrina: "Tumhare paas paanch minute hain. Ek second ke liye bhi meri nazar tumse nahin hatni chahiye."

Well, Aamir – despite Abhishek’s monotonous acting, Uday’s repetitive jokes, a not-so-innovative script and not too impressive editing – we didn’t blink our eyes during the whole film. And you take the credit. Perhaps that’s the reason you’re wearing the hat in the movie, for we walked out of the theatre declaring, ‘Hat’s off, Aamir’. You ended this year with a ‘Dhoom’. The movie belongs to you, even the 3 in the title is because your acting prowess this time is  three times better, if not two (We better not disclose the secret in the story, right?).    

P.S. Hrithik should watch this movie closely before the idea of Krrish 4 crosses his mind, and yeah, he can salute Mr Khan too in Jaadoo style. 

What will disappoint you?

- If Dhoom was about bikes and robbery, Dhoom 2 about robbery, romance and dance, Dhoom 3 is about Aamir and well, just Aamir. You will not get to see how the thief is robbing the bank. You are as clueless as Abhishek Bachchan and the Chicago police as to how it takes place.

- Don't expect multiple disguises like Hrithik had in Dhoom 2. So, don't go to watch Dhoom 3 with such expecations of a Hollywood style bank heist caper film, it's not.

- Dhoom showcased a hot-handsome thief. In Dhoom 2, the perfect thief was a hunk who dances like a dream. Now, with Dhoom 3 and the Aamir tag, one expects him to do all of it and more, taking the level of finesse further. However, Khan is so stiff in his tap dance act, looks like he was forced to sway to the song.

-There are some aspects of an Indian film that fail to leave all Bollywood scripts. For instance, the heroine has nothing to do in the movie (deja vu), the Indian diaspora miserably suffering in the foreign land, and how the firangs, endlessly and intentionally, are the villains of their otherwise perfect world. Plus, how a woman comes in and is the reason behind two brothers fighting, and how a woman is supposed to take the family’s legacy forward or to realize the dreams of the hero. And a love story – no movie is complete without the emotional family melodrama and a love angle. Grow up, Bollywood, please. We are not against experimentation at all.

Despite all the bumbling by the director, fumbling by Abhishek-Uday, some glitches in the VFX, Aamir overcomes all the insurmountable odds. And when you leave the theatre, you're not disappointed. Given that the film releases around holiday time, it is definitely going to set the Box Office ringing and break a few records in the bargain.

Apple to launch big-screen iPhone in May!




Apple CEO Tim Cook, in a letter to employees, has said that 2014 will be a big year for the company and customers will love its new products. Many in the tech community have taken this as a hint that Apple will finally unveil big-screen iPhones and iPads. And a recent report gives credence to this speculation.

 Chinese technology website Digitimes, which has leaked Apple gadgets accurately in the past, has reported that the big-screen iPhone is scheduled for a May launch. This upcoming model will have a 20nm chipset made by Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company (TSMC).

 It has long been rumoured that Apple is working on two big-screen iPhones - one with a 4.7-inch display and the other with a 6-inch panel.

 The report also says that a big-screen iPad, with display sizes measuring 12.9-inch or 13.3-inch, will be unveiled in October next year. It is likely that Apple will pick the 12.9-inch screen size for final production; this falls in line with an earlier report that Apple will launch a 12.9-inch iPad Pro with 4K resolution in October.

 Apple is working with Taiwan's Quanta Computer to manufacture this upcoming tablet. This large-screen iPad will replace the 11-inch Macbook Air, says the report, citing sources.

Friday, 6 December 2013

Nelson Mandela, South Africa's anti-apartheid icon, dies aged 95!



Nelson Mandela, the global statesman who delivered South Africa from the dark days of apartheid, has died aged 95.

 Mr Mandela had suffered from a series of lung infections over the past two years and died at home in the company of his family.

The news of his passing was made in a statement made by South African President Jacob Zuma which was broadcast on national TV.

"Our nation has lost its greatest son," said Mr Zuma, who praised the Mandela family for sacrificing so much "so that our people could be free".

"Our thoughts are with the South African people who today mourn the loss of the one person who more than any other came to embody their sense of a common nation," he said from Pretoria.

"Our thoughts are with the millions of people across the world who embraced Madiba as their own and who saw his cause as their cause.

 "This is the moment of our deepest sorrow. Our nation has lost his greatest son. Yet what made Nelson Mandela great was precisely what made him human - we saw in him what we seek in ourselves and in him we saw so much of ourselves."

Mr Zuma said that Mr Mandela will be given a state funeral and ordered all national flags to be lowered to half mast from tomorrow until after the service.

"Nelson Mandela bought us together and it is together that we will bid him farewell," he said.

Minutes after the news broke British politicians from across the political divide begun to pay their respects.

"A great light has gone out in the world," said David Cameron, the Prime Minister, in a statement released on Twitter.

"Nelson Mandela was a hero of our time. I've asked for the flag at No10 to be flown at half mast."

Former prime minister Tony Blair said the political leader was a "great man" who had made racism "not just immoral but stupid".

"He was a unique political figure at a unique moment in history," he said. "He was a great man, a great leader and the world's most powerful symbol of reconciliation, hope and progress."

Mr Mandela's wife Graca Machel, and some of his three children, 17 grandchildren and 13 great-grandchildren were with him in his final days, with other family and friends in attendance.

The former president's body will most likely to taken to the Waterkloof Military Base in Pretoria, where it will be embalmed and prepared for public display.

A memorial service at Soweto's FNB stadium, where Mr Mandela made his last public appearance at the closing ceremony of the football World Cup in July 2010, is expected to be attended by tens of thousands of people including foreign heads of state.

Many more will travel to the administrative capital Pretoria where Mr Mandela's body will lie in state for up to a week at the Union Buildings, where he was inaugurated as South Africa's first black, democratic president in 1994.

In accordance with his final wishes, and those of his family, he will then be flown the 550 miles south to his home village of Qunu, in the rural Eastern Cape. There, following a traditional ceremony, he will be buried on a hillside which forms part of his estate, overlooking the verdant valley where he once tended his family's livestock and played with other boys.

Despite his advanced years and his almost complete disappearance from the public stage, the news of Mr Mandela's passing will be met with overwhelming sadness around the country.

Each time he has been admitted to hospital in recent years, first with respiratory problems, then with a hernia and lately, a series of lung infections, South Africans have held their breath and whispered prayers for his recovery.

When Mr Mandela last appeared in public aged 91, any suggestion that he might one day die was met with accusations of insensitivity and ignorance about African traditions.

But as the Nobel Peace laureate has grown weaker and his health problems have mounted up, the prayers for his recovery have been replaced with prayers for his comfort, and the strength of his family.

During his latest admission, South Africans began to ask themselves what life would be like without him.

Today, they will descend into a long period of mourning side by side with Mr Mandela's large family.

Nelson Rolihlahla (meaning "troublemaker") Mandela started out as a fiery young lawyer who battled South Africa's dehumanising colour bar first by organising mass acts of defiance and later through armed resistance.

When he was jailed in 1962, following a tip-off by the US Central Intelligence Agency, he was seen as a terrorist in South Africa and abroad.

But by the time he was released 27 years later, his name had become synonymous around the world with the struggle for justice against tyranny and oppression.

He too had changed, into a more measured, thoughtful and dignified figure, ready and eager to shoulder the huge burden of transforming his country.

Nelson Mandela's inauguration in 1994 as South Africa's first black president was attended by an estimated 100,000 people of all races who formed a sea of supporters extending outwards from the emerald lawns of the Union Buildings into Pretoria's jacaranda-lined streets.

Among foreign dignitaries from 140 countries were US First Lady Hillary Clinton, Vice-President Al Gore, Cuba leader Fidel Castro, the Duke of Edinburgh and Palestinian Liberation Organisation head Yasser Arafat. Millions more people around the world watched the event on television.

Glasses perched on his nose, eyes narrowed against the African sun and speaking in his trademark gravelly voice, Mr Mandela told his audience: "We saw our country tear itself apart in terrible conflict. The time for healing of wounds has come. Never, never again will this beautiful land experience the oppression of one by another."

Despite the fears of white South Africans that Mr Mandela would turn on them after all of the years of deprivation inflicted on him and his people, he killed any potential conflict between South Africa's many race groups with kindness.

One of his first acts as president was to visit 94-year-old Betsy Verwoerd, the widow of apartheid's architect HF Vorwoerd, for tea and koeksister donuts. He invited previously staunch defenders of the repressive policy to join his government, and made a point of talking to Afrikaners in their own language.

In an act of reconciliation celebrated by the Hollywood film Invictus, he declared rugby his new favourite sport, donned a Springbok shirt and urged his countrymen to rally around the national team in the 1995 World Cup which they went on to win.

The crowds which will gather this week to bid farewell to Mr Mandela are expected to be larger than at any event during his life.

Among those who will be invited to attend his funeral are The Queen, US President Barack Obama, the Pope, U2 frontman Bono, Microsoft founder Bill Gates, and FW de Klerk, the former South African president with whom he shared the Nobel Peace Prize for dismantling apartheid.

Condolence books will be opened in all of South Africa's diplomatic missions abroad.

In a column during Mr Mandela's hospital stay in January 2011, Nic Dawes, editor of the South African weekly Mail and Guardian, sought to explain why the great statesman would be so missed when he finally slipped away.

"What South Africans feel for Madiba is not simply affection or respect. Even love may not be a strong enough word," he wrote.

"His presence is part of the structure of our national being. We worry that we may not be quite ourselves without him."

Monday, 25 November 2013

Malcolm Gladwell Runs Out of Tricks!




His latest book David and Goliath just gives us more of what we've come to expect

Published in the December 2013 issue

One day not too long ago, Malcolm Gladwell defended himself. He'd been accused of promoting claptrap in the form of the "10,000 hour rule," the primary subject of his book Outliers. He posted a response on The New Yorker's Web site that included this sentence: "There's a reason the Beatles didn't give us 'The White Album' when they were teen-agers."

Well, yes. Before the Beatles could give us The White Album, they had to achieve disorienting success. They had to take a lot of drugs. They had to learn to hate one another. They had to experience the centrifugal energies of the '60s. They had to live. What we infer from what Gladwell wrote, however, is that they had to practice, and were able to make The White Album once they passed the 10,000-hour threshold.

It is a notion both obvious and preposterous, one that could be taken seriously only by Tiger Moms and other anxious exponents of the meritocracy. It is also utterly characteristic of its author. Gladwell has been treading the line between the obvious and the preposterous for years, yet instead of being dismissed out of hand, he has become the most influential journalist of his generation, a village explainer embraced as a kind of philosopher. His success is not accidental; his success, indeed, is grounded in the fact that he has made success his subject and has learned from his heroes. In all of Gladwell's books, people succeed when they master a skill that seems inconsequential but turns necessary. The skill that Gladwell has mastered is the inevitable act of misdirection that has become his signature:

The Gladwell Feint.

The Gladwell Feint is Malcolm Gladwell's 100-mph heater — we know it's coming, and there's still nothing we can do about it. In all of his books and in all of his stories, there is a moment when he questions the obvious…obviously. He tells us we have it wrong…and we know we have it right. He surprises us … and his surprise fulfills our expectations. He makes us anxious that we don't know something…only to assure us that we've known it all along. He flatters us by seeming to challenge us, and then makes the terms of the challenge so simple that we can't help but feel smart when we get it "right."

Gladwell is not the only writer to write explanatory journalism calibrated to flatter the sensibilities of his readership — so does David Brooks and, to a lesser extent, Michael Lewis. But Gladwell does it almost exclusively. In his most recent book, David and Goliath (Little, Brown, $29), he writes about "the power of the underdog," telling story after story that amounts to some variation of the children's-book staple: And that little boy grew up to be… King David! But that's not the Gladwell Feint. The Gladwell Feint in David and Goliath is that the book is not really about underdogs at all but rather highly successful people who can teach us something about success. Gladwell might be suspect as a philosopher, but his credentials as the Horatio Alger of late-period capitalism are unsurpassed. He does not get up to 80 grand a speech because he makes his audiences feel bad about themselves. He gets that kind of money because in seeming to demystify the meritocracy, he makes his audiences feel both assured about their own standing and anxious enough to go home and make their kids practice, practice, practice.

He's supposed to be a nice guy. He says that he never wants to write a negative story, and he has applied the Gladwell Feint to counterintuitive causes like pit bulls and three-strikes laws. He is best when he is worst — when he strays from his thesis and allows himself to be merely good-hearted. But there is a noir thriller to be written about a kid whose mother reads Outliers and forces him to practice the violin for 10,000 hours. He comes looking for Gladwell.

It's not to play him a sonata.

Saturday, 23 November 2013

Gori Tere Pyaar Mein! Movies Review!

 
Cast: Imran Khan, Kareena Kapoor Khan, Shraddha Kapoor, Anupam Kher

Direction: Punit Malhotra

Rating: **1/2

I have always maintained that Karan Johar teaches his protégés well; they almost always get the entertainment quotient and the slick productions qualities right but alas that can’t be said about ‘Gori Tere Pyaar Mein’.

The production is so slick that even when Dia Sharma (Kareena Kapoor Khan) and Sriram Venkat (Imran Khan) choose to stay in a dusty Gujarati village, they are always impeccably dressed. Imran’s white linen shirts don’t even have a speck of dust on them, Kareena’s kohl-lined eyes are always perfectly done and she exhibits the most extensive cotton kurta collection possible in a poor village. I guess she dresses immaculately to express solidarity with the impoverished village folk.

And this in effect is what exposes the inherent superfluousness of the plot. Sriram actually makes a very valid point when he erupts and blames Dia of being a hypocrite. The fundamental problem with ‘Gori Tere Pyaar Mein’ is that there isn’t an iota of conviction in the narrative - whether it’s the heroine’s activism, the hero’s love for the heroine or the entire living-in-the-village, among-the-poor, understand-their-plight charade that they carry on throughout the second half.

What really doesn’t help their cause is the complete absence of chemistry between the film’s lead stars, Imran and Kareena. I understand that we have established at the onset that our social activist is older than our chocolate boy but that doesn’t mean that their relationship has to be asexual. There is not a single passionate embrace or kiss or even a look that can allude to some latent attraction underlying their relationship.

In fact, the only thing that rings true is how mechanically Sriram goes through the motions of an arranged marriage, even after the girl has told him that she is in love with someone else. So self-absorbed is our hero that he refuses to be the fall guy and insists that if she is so hopelessly in love, she should gather the courage to tell her parents. The director doesn’t romanticize the arranged marriage set-up nor is there any dramatic meltdown. And what really makes the situation funny is how deftly the prospective bride Vasudha (Shraddha Kapoor) manages to systematically brainwash our vulnerable hero into believing that he is still in love with his former girlfriend, and thus ensuring her escape. That I thought was really well played.

The film tends to gloss over a lot of real issues. Why take them up when you can’t do justice? Stick to dil, dosti and friendship and you’ll have a winner all the way. Real issues just expose a pretentious approach and superficial concern for social causes like education, poverty, illegal land acquisition and sanitation.

‘Gori Tere Pyaar Mein’ is an insipid love story dragged down by a flimsy plot that limps on at a tedious pace.
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